EbSla: The Year English Bid Farewell

It’s good to see—or hear—that people are finally understanding that less is more. The less effort one must put into something, or anything, the better off and happier they are as individuals, and therefore, so is the community as a whole.

The simplicity of attire has been discussed (see the blog “Pajama Republic”). Now, we move on to the unnecessary complexity of language; specifically, the English language.

There is absolutely no reason as to why big, pretentious and snooty sounding words need be used any longer. The people of yesteryear may have used such linguistic anomalies to establish their renown among the plebeian masses, to whom none could ever belong to such an aristocracy.
But today we accept and understand, that we are all plebs at heart, and prefer not to associate ourselves with any intellectual hogwash, let alone moderate forms of thinking and problem solving, because the people of today understand that being smart, is dumb.

In support of this notion, I hereby proclaim the year 2010 (when it arrives), the year of Ebonics and Slang, or EbSla fo shawt.

Der aint no good reason to be usin da long werds no mo, and long as we no wut we talkin bout, no reason 2 be carin how dem thangs is spelt. 2 much energy be put in 2 riding werds and shit. Fo sho der ain gonna be nobody give a damn bout how we be talking. Da real rulez is der ain no rulez an das wussup. So u no we gonna be da ones done takin ova da skoolz and educam…adumaca…ejukashun sistems cuz dey no day cant raze no standerds no mo, cuz we dun did brang’m bak down!